❝𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭❞

[solids]

[ OPEN POST: TEXTS / STARTERS / PSLS ]

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20/20 FAM WE DID IT!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry to your inbox

[heavensnight]

i'll just wear a cute outfit while i cook you dinner tonight <3

1/4 bc I need to keep things organized lol

[solids]

wait I want to be adam shepherd. fuck the name stanheight’s been on the news way too much.

wait..what if we both do that thing? stanheight-shepherd for you and shepherd-stanheight for me.

or is that too confusing?

2/4

[solids]

but what if I wanted to fuck you in space? or is that too cringey?

[solids]

I hate those dehydrated beef cubes in the beef ramen ugh. fine I’ll power through…

but 10 min updates are tricky during physical therapy. the lady here keeps telling me to focus. I just want to focus on you and dino nuggets…

4/4

[solids]

also pretty sure corn is a vegetable. can you get me some from the elote man outside the grocery store? extra cheese.

you know what?

let’s just order pizza for dinner. uncomplex complex carb.

1/2

[heavensnight]

ask your dr if corn is a veg

but pizza it is.

2/2

[heavensnight]

don't know if i can fuck you in space but I'll see what i can manage

and i love the name idea. lets do it. <3

[solids]

( the doctor looked at him like adam was the biggest idiot on the planet.

thankfully he just didn’t care anymore. )

he said yes, but to go easy on it since it has a lot of sugar.

maybe oprah can get us to space. she’s been bugging me all week about filming our wedding for her tv special. what should I say?

[heavensnight]

i'm so tired of everything having a lot of sugar or fat. we're having pizza and don't tell him.

the greedy part of me wants her to get me a nice dress but I'm so tired of the news and tv being the third part of our relationship.

[solids]

he still thinks I quit smoking, fuck if I’m telling him I’m eating pizza.

and yeah I know, sorry wifey…I’m trying my best to get them to back off. I didn’t realize proposing to you right after I escaped being literally tortured to death would be such a ‘hot topic’.

[heavensnight]

i think if he found out you're eating pizza after finding out you're smoking then he might not care as much.

it's because i have such a romantic as a husband <3

[solids]

listen can you blame me for getting a little emotional? I’m marrying a dream girl. funny, hot, cute, stunning, loyal and likes cats?

I felt like a million bucks.

[heavensnight]

and don't forget lets you pick the pizza toppings. i'm honestly perfect.

[solids]

hey no arguments from me in that regard. I know when to bow down to my queen.

anyways I'll be home soon, promise I'll send you ten minute updates on the clock. thanks by the way...

for being there for me and not giving up. you can ask anything from me, I'll do it in a heartbeat okay?