❝𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭❞

[solids]

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[solids]

( the doctor looked at him like adam was the biggest idiot on the planet.

thankfully he just didn’t care anymore. )

he said yes, but to go easy on it since it has a lot of sugar.

maybe oprah can get us to space. she’s been bugging me all week about filming our wedding for her tv special. what should I say?

[heavensnight]

i'm so tired of everything having a lot of sugar or fat. we're having pizza and don't tell him.

the greedy part of me wants her to get me a nice dress but I'm so tired of the news and tv being the third part of our relationship.

[solids]

he still thinks I quit smoking, fuck if I’m telling him I’m eating pizza.

and yeah I know, sorry wifey…I’m trying my best to get them to back off. I didn’t realize proposing to you right after I escaped being literally tortured to death would be such a ‘hot topic’.

[heavensnight]

i think if he found out you're eating pizza after finding out you're smoking then he might not care as much.

it's because i have such a romantic as a husband <3

[solids]

listen can you blame me for getting a little emotional? I’m marrying a dream girl. funny, hot, cute, stunning, loyal and likes cats?

I felt like a million bucks.

[heavensnight]

and don't forget lets you pick the pizza toppings. i'm honestly perfect.

[solids]

hey no arguments from me in that regard. I know when to bow down to my queen.

anyways I'll be home soon, promise I'll send you ten minute updates on the clock. thanks by the way...

for being there for me and not giving up. you can ask anything from me, I'll do it in a heartbeat okay?